Drink and drive a hard bargain. Intoxicate your audience. Look both ways before you laugh. Where do we get off with our understated socio-sexual norms? If I had one too many you can bet your bottom dollar the crowd was in a tizzy. Can you freak my unicorn..really blow that horn. Twice bitten by a redhead recluse. Only once would I gamble my life’s savings and get away with it. In the basement section of the stairwell things really heat up. Give me your glee and I’ll give you the broken keys to my heart. Please shut the gate and lock the windows before you hit the bricks. I want to know it’s real. If I close my eyes and you’re gone don’t come back without a fight.